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when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.


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It’s weird thinking that every picture on this website was taken by someone. Every room filled with cocaine and guns, every room with two people doing the baby maker, and every tropical beach in the middle of the ocean.  Like damn what a life some people live.  

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if one direction were werewolves liam would be the alpha tbh

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Maggie and I started a story where she said one word, I said the other and so on…

this is how it turned out….

Once upon a chicken, there was this gay cow. His shoe was broken and blue. Sometimes, his husband has spasms and likes them. He doesn’t masturbate to his turtle…sometimes. This rainy ass goat, hasn’t ever dropped his balls. And his son is sad because one day he will have a baby that looks like Louis Styles. The guy that made out with chickens, has a lot of eggs in his bellybutton. One direction needs singing competitions to help Zayn get horny over Liam. Harry has four penises, that fucks up Louis’ throat because he ate the sunflower-seeds from in-between the crack of Niall’s armpit. This cow experienced a lot of weird anal things because he licked all the lampposts in new-york while Harry fucked a wet dog in a big phone-booth. And Louis saw. The end.

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The boys at Jay’s wedding

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remember when

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